Actually271K
27
Wins
32
Losses
1
OTL
45%
Win %
199
Goals For
218
Goals Against
212
Division Points
3.3
Goals / Game
3.6
GA / Game
Roster (6 players)
| Player | Pos | GP | G | A | Pts | +/- | SOG | Hits | TkA | GvA | FO% |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| PisPiggy | D | 70 | 99 | 84 | 183 | -27 | 339 | 321 | 188 | 436 | 46% |
| UCantBeTrans | LW | 64 | 43 | 79 | 122 | -65 | 250 | 62 | 139 | 313 | 22% |
| Pukey Beef Ball | C | 42 | 44 | 76 | 120 | 1 | 237 | 114 | 113 | 266 | 59% |
| Stiff Toob Sock | C | 25 | 23 | 30 | 53 | -10 | 77 | 37 | 57 | 126 | 33% |
| AndreTheGiant34 | LW | 7 | 12 | 6 | 18 | -1 | 56 | 20 | 12 | 38 | — |
| Jake Planka | C | 3 | 0 | 1 | 1 | -4 | 5 | 4 | 4 | 11 | 49% |
Team Chemistry
Balance Score
Position Breakdown
Balanced
Well-rounded team with no dominant tendency
Multiple centers provide faceoff depth
No dedicated goalie — relying on AI tender
Scouting Insights
Sniper alert
Watch PisPiggy — 29.2% shooting with 1.41 goals/game
Breakaway finisher
PisPiggy converts 41.5% of breakaways (17/41) — don't let them get behind you
Weak in the dot
Stiff Toob Sock only wins 33.3% of faceoffs — exploit the circle
Sniper alert
Watch Stiff Toob Sock — 29.9% shooting with 0.92 goals/game
Strong faceoff presence
Pukey Beef Ball wins 58.6% of draws (397/678)
Elite playmaker
Pukey Beef Ball dishes 1.81 assists/game with 82% pass accuracy — deny cross-ice passes
Recent Matches
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Northern Alberta Xtremee
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Moose Knackles
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BuschLightning
Club Finals Mar 01, 04:42 AM