Absentee Fathers
134
Wins
320
Losses
20
OTL
28%
Win %
1528
Goals For
2452
Goals Against
763
Division Points
3.2
Goals / Game
5.2
GA / Game
Roster (9 players)
| Player | Pos | GP | G | A | Pts | +/- | SOG | Hits | TkA | GvA | FO% |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| xSTICKLERx | C | 481 | 1140 | 541 | 1681 | -294 | 3409 | 3490 | 1289 | 2945 | 54% |
| CHUG DI3SEL | LW | 677 | 815 | 862 | 1677 | -792 | 3983 | 6753 | 1622 | 4595 | 24% |
| SWINGINMONKIE28 | D | 370 | 128 | 456 | 584 | -680 | 850 | 1706 | 899 | 1622 | 17% |
| BOOWAFFULL | D | 102 | 24 | 158 | 182 | -136 | 215 | 52 | 274 | 383 | 100% |
| topshednipe12 | LW | 63 | 41 | 65 | 106 | -166 | 216 | 173 | 149 | 339 | 25% |
| TheeeSnowman | D | 17 | 19 | 18 | 37 | -39 | 84 | 10 | 52 | 145 | — |
| Camz | C | 22 | 10 | 16 | 26 | -92 | 70 | 49 | 64 | 148 | 39% |
| BigLebowski13 | D | 15 | 10 | 16 | 26 | -29 | 40 | 89 | 45 | 103 | 3% |
| Zaino_VII | LW | 14 | 9 | 10 | 19 | -48 | 41 | 5 | 27 | 88 | 34% |
Team Chemistry
Balance Score
Position Breakdown
Physical
Aggressive team that finishes checks and intimidates
Multiple centers provide faceoff depth
Strong defensive corps
No dedicated goalie — relying on AI tender
Scouting Insights
Weak in the dot
Camz only wins 39.0% of faceoffs — exploit the circle
Goal scorer
Watch TheeeSnowman — 22.6% shooting with 1.12 goals/game
Breakaway finisher
TheeeSnowman converts 57.1% of breakaways (4/7) — don't let them get behind you
Heavy hitter
BigLebowski13 averages 5.9 hits/game — expect heavy contact
Reliability concern
BigLebowski13 has a F reliability rating (26.7% quit rate)
Breakaway vulnerability
Their goalie (SWINGINMONKIE28) stops only 29.4% of breakaways — attack on the rush
Heavy hitter
xSTICKLERx averages 7.3 hits/game — expect heavy contact
Sniper alert
Watch xSTICKLERx — 33.4% shooting with 2.37 goals/game
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