Mighty Schmucks
285
Wins
132
Losses
21
OTL
65%
Win %
2086
Goals For
1451
Goals Against
1883
Division Points
4.8
Goals / Game
3.3
GA / Game
Roster (3 players)
| Player | Pos | GP | G | A | Pts | +/- | SOG | Hits | TkA | GvA | FO% |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Static Jolly | C | 483 | 656 | 674 | 1330 | 515 | 2300 | 2209 | 960 | 3004 | 47% |
| MoBx Assassin | LW | 303 | 450 | 390 | 840 | 470 | 1374 | 1711 | 697 | 1881 | 31% |
| wxhrI | LW | 241 | 440 | 252 | 692 | 132 | 1042 | 802 | 484 | 1817 | 49% |
Team Chemistry
Balance Score
Position Breakdown
Physical
Aggressive team that finishes checks and intimidates
No defensemen — vulnerable on the back end
No dedicated goalie — relying on AI tender
Scouting Insights
Heavy hitter
MoBx Assassin averages 5.6 hits/game — expect heavy contact
Sniper alert
Watch MoBx Assassin — 32.8% shooting with 1.49 goals/game
Breakaway vulnerability
Their goalie (MoBx Assassin) stops only 12.5% of breakaways — attack on the rush
Sniper alert
Watch wxhrI — 42.2% shooting with 1.83 goals/game
Breakaway finisher
wxhrI converts 53.0% of breakaways (62/117) — don't let them get behind you
Sniper alert
Watch Static Jolly — 28.5% shooting with 1.36 goals/game
Breakaway vulnerability
Their goalie (Static Jolly) stops only 44.0% of breakaways — attack on the rush
Recent Matches
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The Haitian Pet Hotel
Feb 27, 02:29 AM
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6 - 3
ITALIA
Feb 27, 02:06 AM
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Snipecity101
Feb 27, 01:41 AM
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Club Finals Jan 09, 08:10 PM
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Club Finals Jan 09, 07:41 PM
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4 - 1
NGHL Boston Whalers
Club Finals Jan 09, 07:01 PM
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3 - 1
AGL WILD CHIEFS
Club Finals Jan 09, 06:21 PM
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4 - 1
God
Club Finals Jan 09, 05:57 PM