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Juan Timerzzz

Div 1 8 Stars 375 GP Rank #0

287

Wins

Losses

OTL

76%

Win %

2026

Goals For

1199

Goals Against

2147

Division Points

5.4

Goals / Game

3.2

GA / Game

Roster (5 players)

Player	Pos	GP	G	A	Pts	+/-	SOG	Hits	TkA	GvA	FO%
Seany Swags 514	C	461	1148	941	2089	939	2424	2350	1233	4053	50%
GumbaSlice	LW	446	1187	635	1822	962	3258	2868	1025	2084	100%
italia4life67	C	178	148	341	489	172	743	678	377	453	42%
MonOstie	C	13	10	22	32	14	63	10	26	56	37%
ScummyCharbs	D	10	6	21	27	15	39	31	29	54	18%

Team Chemistry

Balance Score

Position Breakdown

Physical

Aggressive team that finishes checks and intimidates

Multiple centers provide faceoff depth

No dedicated goalie — relying on AI tender

Scouting Insights

Weak in the dot

italia4life67 only wins 41.7% of faceoffs — exploit the circle

Elite playmaker

italia4life67 dishes 1.92 assists/game with 71% pass accuracy — deny cross-ice passes

Heavy hitter

Seany Swags 514 averages 5.1 hits/game — expect heavy contact

Sniper alert

Watch Seany Swags 514 — 47.4% shooting with 2.49 goals/game

Elite playmaker

Seany Swags 514 dishes 2.04 assists/game with 71% pass accuracy — deny cross-ice passes

Breakaway finisher

Seany Swags 514 converts 51.9% of breakaways (241/464) — don't let them get behind you

Weak in the dot

MonOstie only wins 37.4% of faceoffs — exploit the circle

Reliability concern

MonOstie has a D reliability rating (23.1% quit rate)

Recent Matches

Minnesota daycare workers

Club Finals Mar 06, 08:21 PM

Juan Timerzzz 3 - 0

North Vikings

SOG: 8

Club Finals Mar 06, 07:55 PM

Juan Timerzzz 5 - 4

LesBaveuxQcc

SOG: 25

Club Finals Mar 06, 07:39 PM

Juan Timerzzz 6 - 5

Kinnealey Meats

SOG: 17

Club Finals Mar 06, 07:04 PM

Juan Timerzzz 7 - 6

Steezy HC

SOG: 21

Club Finals Mar 06, 06:42 PM